About

Large, beer drinking male.

Fake-a-tarian

Smith st dweller

I think Stalin was an angry little man with a fucked up hand and a shit moustache like Radar from M*A*S*H*

I ride a real pushbike with real gears.

I call it as I see it. Not a wanker. No bouquets, no wine wanker words, no pepper or tannin because I don’t give a fuck.
Blog as I drink, tweet as I get drunk.